Oliver is in his talk show
Oliver: I have a special guest today. But before she comes out I just want to say we're all heartbroken because of what's happening in the city. Let's welcome Black Canary
Dinah gets out of the curtain and sits next to Curtis, René and Jonathan and Martha Kent
Oliver: Is everything ok?
Dinah: it's exactly as I imagined it
Oliver: well that's one of us!
The audience laughs
Oliver: do you want to tell us a joke?
Dinah: yeah of course. Knock knock
Oliver: who's there?
Dinah: The police Mr Lance. Your daughter was stabbed by Damien Darkh. She's dead
The audience booes
Martha: no no! You cannot joke about that!
Oliver: yeah that's not funny Dinah. This is not the kind of humor we use on the show
Dinah: ok I'm sorry. The thing is it's been rough months Oliver. Ever since I.. killed Earth 2 Laurel Lance
The audience gasps
Oliver: ok I'm waiting for the punchline
Dinah: there's no punchline. It's not a joke
The audience murmurs with disgust
Oliver: You're serious? You're telling me you killed Black Siren?
Dinah: mmm hmm
Oliver: and why should we believe you?
Dinah: we've got nothing left to lose. Nothing can hurt us anymore. Our lives are nothing but a comedy
The audience booes again
Oliver: so let me get this straight. You think killing Black Siren was funny?
Dinah: I do. And I'm tired of pretending it wasn't. Comedy is subjective Oliver. Isn't what they say? The system that knows so much decides what's right or wrong. The same way you decide what's funny or not
Oliver: ok so you're telling me you did this to start a movement so you could become a symbol?
Dinah: come on Oliver. Do we like superheroes who could start a movement? I killed Black Siren because she killed my boyfriend in front of me. Everybody is awful these days. Enough to make someone crazy
Oliver: ok so that's it. You're crazy. That's your defense for killing Black Siren?
Dinah: no. She couldn't carry a tune to save her life
The audience booes again
Dinah: Ugh! Why is everybody so upset about that woman?! If I kill someone in revenge you'd hate on me until the death of the universe! Black Siren killed a lot people for no reason at all but you don't seem to care! And why?! Because Quentin Lance cried about her on TV?!
Oliver: You have a problem with Quentin Lance?
Dinah: yes I do! Have you seen what it's like out there Oliver? Do you ever leave the studio? Everybody just yells and screams at each other! Nobody is civil anymore! Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy! Do you think men like Quentin Lance think what it's like to be someone like me? Watching someone you love getting killed in front of you and wanting to get revenge? They don't. They think it's wrong to kill in revenge and what we'll accept it like good little boys! That we won't get vengeful and avenge our loved ones' deaths!
Oliver: You finished? It's so much self pity Dinah. You're just making excuses for killing a woman. And I'm sorry but killing in revenge is still a killing. Not everybody, and I'll tell you this, not everybody is awful
Dinah: Diggle, Felicity and you are awful Oliver
Oliver: Us? Diggle, Felicity and I are awful? Oh yeah how are we awful?
Dinah: spying on us. Not seeing us as equals. You just wanted to make fun of us! You're just like the rest of them!
Oliver: You don't know the 1st thing about me pals. Look what happened because of what you did and what it led to. There are riots on the streets. The city is now bankrupt and you're laughing you're laughing. Black Siren was the only person who knew where the money was and now it's lost forever because of you
Dinah: Hahahaha! I know! How about another joke Oliver?
Oliver: no I think we had enough of your jokes
Dinah: what do you get...
Oliver: I don't think so
Dinah: ...when you cross...
Oliver: I think we had enough of your jokes that's it
Dinah: …3 mentally depressed superheroes with a team that invades their privacy and treats them like trash?!
Oliver: call the police Diggle! Call the police!
Dinah: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET!!!! YOU GET WHAT YOU RIGHTFULLY DESERVE!!!!
Dinah shoots Oliver in the head with a gun, Oliver dies and the audience starts running and screaming in fear
Dinah, Curtis and René get up and Dinah gets in front of the camera while Curtis and René kick Oliver's dead body
Dinah: good night. And always remember it: that's life
The camera shows the Indian head test pattern with the song "Spanish Flea" and news reporters report Oliver's death